Last week at the seaside Bethnal Green Cocks played against our most dangerous opponents - Alpen Maiden. Not having the full team (only three players could play) BG Cocks still managed to win, result 2:0. The flat ball was kicked in every direction and of course there were a lot of dangerous situations. I showed off my special getting-the-ball-up-the-stairs skillz and got in a fight with Lexxy, who is a cock. Frankie defended the goal-post bravely and got a bigger pizza than she was able to eat.
Alpen Maiden only had three players (numbers 13, 666 and 69) too, but they were all very competitive and caused a lot of trouble. But of course lost LOSERS LOSERS LOSERS